Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Intermittent Fasting Joke

(apologies for any offense to the Irish).

Here is one for Brad Pilon

Nice joke on Intermittent Fasting:

An Irishman was very overweight, and so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."

"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from all the bloody skippin"

4 comments:

Tobiaz said...

:D

Chad said...

Now that 's funny. I'll have to tell that to my in laws when I go over to Donegal in September!

terrence said...

I first heard this as a blond joke - but sure works as an Irish one.

Jonathan said...

Really funny joke!